Dinosaur Comics!

What are the haps my friends

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July 6th, 2026: A black rectangle will never be cooler than a bunch of blinky greebles and I will go to my grave assuring you all that this is the case.

One year ago today: can you truly call yourself a fan of a genre if you haven't read every single instance of it across all of recorded history??

– Ryan