The Songs and Albums

Lyrics to all 233 songs from Half Man Half Biscuit's 20 albums and EPs.

About HMHB

The story of Half Man Half Biscuit and a guide to this independent fan site.

Latest Comments

This week's reader chat, taking the total on the site to 64,890 comments.

The A to Z of HMHB

The songbook’s lineup of almost 2000 people, places and proper nouns.

Gigs and News

Breaking news, pre-gig chat, gig reviews, set lists and live downloads.

The Friday Quiz

One of those ideas which became a bit of an institution.

Your PBRs

Lyric references in the wild. Life is a Permanent Biscuit Reference.

HMHB in the Media

Mentions of the band and lyrics in other (often surprising) places.

The Curse of HMHB?

Those people mentioned in song who no longer need season tickets.

The Lux Familiar Cup

Thousands of people try to choose a favourite song. Four times.

Everything Else

Background reading, Obscurities, Merch. Hours of fun, we promise.

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Deep Blue
In '97 I voted for you
As Sports Personality of the Year
I thought at least
You'd get the Overseas
'cos when all's said and done
You're not like some of these
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers
On Yahoo Chess

Random lyric from Bad Losers on Yahoo Chess (CSI Ambleside)

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