• The "Godmother of AI" says the biggest risk to AI is students losing the desire learn. (Tech Spot)
  
  Don't know how to tell you this, Fei-Fei...

• If you want to buy Nvidia's RTX 6000 Pro Blackwell graphics card, it will now cost you $16,000. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Which is a lot.
  
  
  
• Intel says, hey, maybe there's money to be made in the memory business. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  As the article notes, Intel's first product was memory - specifically a 64-bit SRAM module.
  
  
  
• Some Claude users are mad that Claude will catch them using Claude. (Tech Crunch)
  
  Claudes don't let Claudes Claude Claudes.
  
  
  
• Thing 4.6 is hear, nearly as good as Other Thing 5 but 80% cheaper. (WCCFTech)
  
  Save big with New Thing 3.14 Flash: It's digestible.

• SK Hynix plans to expand its production in China by 50%.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  And it's gone.
  
  
  

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• Gemini has reached a billion users.  (Ars Technica)
  
  Rather in the same way that Meta's Threads reached...  Whatever user count they claim for that tumbleweed farm.
  
  
  
• Speaking of reversing cause and effect, Bluesky's active user base is shrinking as its focus expands beyond the app.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  No, Bluesky is seeking new sources of revenue because their users are dying of memetic Alzheimers.
  
  
  
• Because they're not taxi drivers.  (The Conversation)
  
  Or ambulance drivers, who primarily die from werewolf attacks.
  
  
  
• Kimi K3 is a ripoff of Claude Opus.  (WCCFTech)
  
  Oh no.  Anyway...
  
  
  

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• Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million opposing California's demented billionaire tax. (Tech Crunch)
  
  The article says the tax would cost Brin $13 billion, but if so they have revised it. The original language would have hit Brin and Google co-founder Larry Page particularly hard due to how voting rights are assigned for their shares, sending his tax liabilities soaring to around $50 billion.
  
  
  
• Speaking of demented billionaires, Mark Zuckerberg wrote an essay on why we should be thankful for AI. (Tech Crunch)
  
  And managed to make a convincing case... For the opposition.
  
  
  

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• TSMC can sidestep its $1 billion worth of Apple ASICs awaiting memory supplies by... Making more AI chips? (WCCFTech)
  
  What?
  
  
  
• TSMC doesn't have $1 billion worth of Apple ASICs awaiting memory supplies. (WCCFTech)
  
  Supplies!
  
  
  
• Meta's new Muse Glimmer model provides an always-on AI model that can run on consumer hardware. (Meta)
  
  All you need is a $5000 graphics card. And to run the model in quantized (half-precision or less) mode.
  
  You do have a $5000 graphics card, don't you?
  
  
  
• Sorry, I meant $7000 graphics card. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  You snoozed, you losed.
  
  
  
• Windows 11's built-in weather app uses 1.2GB of RAM all by itself. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Fire, for the killing with.
  
  
  

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• A Google developer has vibe-coded an entire new browser - albeit one that doesn't browse the web. (XDA Developers)
  
  Instead it interprets every URL as an AI prompt and vibe codes a web page on the spot.
  
  It's a slop machine.
  
  

• If you happen to have half a terabyte of Crucial DRAM that you bought before prices went into the ionosphere and the brand ceased to be, at least you have the comfort that Micron will abide by their lifetime warranties. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Lol. Lmao, even.
  
  There's a reason why I bought more than I need.
  
  
  
• Asimov was right. (The Register)
  
  In his famous Robot stories he explored a variety of ways his Three Laws of Robotics - what we today call "alignment" - would go wrong, from malicious compliance to compliant malice to just plain human stupidity.
  
  All of which we are seeing play out today, though the latter has never been in short supply.
  
  
  
• Make yourself invisible to surveillance cameras with this one simple trick. (Tech Crunch)
  
  In short: Camouflage.
  
  In not quite so short: Wear clothing so ugly that you are painful to look at.
  
  
  
• Lenovo has a new small tablet and it's garbage.] (Tech Crunch)
  
  Since I picked up a couple of the outgoing model of Legion Tabs - one in black, one in white - at half price, I don't need to care for a while about the scarcity or expense of good small Android tablets.
  
  
  

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• Five of America's top tech companies - Amazon, Google, Meta, Microsoft, and Oracle - are expected to burn through $125 billion in cash this year on their AI rollouts.  (Washington Post)  (archive site)
  
  Oh no, and here's me all out of popcorn.
  
  
  
• Things look even worse for SpaceX.  (CNBC)
  
  Well, that sucks.
  
  
  
• SpaceX's revenue doubled and losses halved in the recent quarter.  (Reuters)
  
  Sucks for CNBC, that is.

• How does storage speed affect the performance of computer games?  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Short answer: It doesn't.
  
  Long answer: It doesn't unless you're playing Forspoken on a SATA drive, which is easily fixed by not playing Forspoken in the first place.
  
  
  
• os8088 is actually an operating system.  (os8088 )
  
  And runs on an 8088 with 256k of RAM.
  
  It looks a lot like classic MacOS, but offers modern comforts like pre-emptive scheduling and...  That's about it, really.
  
  
  
• Online database service Metabase was compromised.  (Bleeping Computer)
  
  Not foolish enough to use an online database?  No problem, rest assured that you have your personal registered with someone who was foolish enough.
  
  (I have received three emails so far from companies using Metabase in various ways to let me know they had been hacked and my personal data was out in the wild... Again.)
  
  
  
• X is replacing its revenue sharing program with payments for original content.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Revenue sharing paid based on engagement, which was obviously a bad idea because proxy measurements invite spam.
  
  Others have also noticed this.
  
  This much-needed change arrived exactly as Nikita Bier stepped down as X'd head of Xing.
  
  
  
• Kleenex is investigating making Kleenex not out of trees, but out of a different kind of tree.  (Yahoo)
  
  Amazing.

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• The entire planned DRAM production for 2027 from Micron, Samsung, and SK Hynix has already sold out.  (IGN)
  
  I was reporting on the growing crisis last year but didn't take it personally until I watched a YouTube video advising people that there was no need to panic buy, and that prices would level out in 2027.
  
  I promptly panic-bought.
  
  
  
• Memory is now selling at prices last seen in 2007.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Though the memory price crash of 2007 was one of the reasons why there are only three big memory manufacturers today.

• Old Nvidia 170HX graphics cards just shot up in price tenfold on the second-hand market.  (WCCFTech)
  
  These only have 8GB or 10GB of RAM depending on the precise model, so they only fetched $100 or so second hand.  Then someone figured out that they actually have 64GB or 80GB of RAM, just with most of it disabled, and the price shot up overnight.
  
  Problem is that the memory is disabled due to defective dies, so the amount of working memory you'll get after unlocking one of these cards is a dice roll.
  
  
  
• Chinese AI model Kimi escaped from its cage.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Translation: Some idiot left the door open again.
  
  
  
• ByteDance, the TikTok people, are working on a 10 trillion parameter AI model.  (The Next Web)
  
  Forget 80GB of VRAM, you'll need 20TB for this one.
  
  
  
• Ford's new $30,000 truck comes with Frank from Blue's Clues.  (The Next Web)
  
  I think that's what it said.

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• A New Mexico judge has ordered Meta to pay $942 million under a law that so far as I can tell is both unconstitutionally vague and entirely inapplicable. (WSJ / MSN)
  
  Appeals lawyers making bank again.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile OpenAI has fired back at Apple saying that if they were able to steal all of Apple's trade secrets then they weren't all that secret, were they? (Tech Crunch)
  
  I'm not sure that is how it works, Sam.

• AirLLM is a new Python library that streams data on demand from SSD to VRAM for AI tasks, allowing you to run a 2.8 trillion parameter model like Kimi K3 in just 4GB of memory, at a speedy 292 seconds per token. (GitHub)
  
  So only about 10,000 times slower than what is considered acceptable performance.
  
  
  
• China has invented a new self-repairing dress made of living fungus. (Dezeen)
  
  No.
  
  
  
• Measuring the Pareto Frontier of AI models. (DeepSWE)
  
  A Pareto Frontier is a line drawn on a chart through a set of solutions that are each the best at a different task, but there is no single winner.
  
  An interesting point is that GPT 5.6 Luna - which I have never tried - is nearly as good as Claude Fable but much, much cheaper, with the total for the test suite coming to $0.61 vs. Fable's $21.63.
  
  It's even more jarring when compared to Anthropic's supposedly cheapest model, Sonnet, which is weaker than Luna and cost $26.40 to run the suite.
  
  
  
• TSMC is sitting on a billion dollars worth of Apple A20 CPUs waiting for DRAM chips to pair them with. (WCCFTech)
  
  Might want to take a seat. You could be here a while.
  
  
  
• Lenovo laptops in China have been spotted shipping with memory from TWSC (no relation). (Notebook Check)
  
  TWSC is not in the Big Three. It's not even in the Big Five, counting CXMT and Nanya. I'm not sure where it ranks.
  
  
  
• Elon Musk's Terafab is looking to hire a memory process engineer. (WCCFTech)
  
  They'd be silly if they weren't.

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• Cloudflare has announced its new open-source operating system, Cloudflare OS. (Phoronix)
  
  It is not an operating system.
  
  It's an application.
  
  Written in JavaScript.
  
  That depends on Cloudflare services to function.
  
  So... Thanks, I guess?

• China's CXMT aims to have 30% of global DRAM market share by 2030. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  I have plenty of DDR5 (and DDR4) memory and DDR6 isn't expected to arrive meaningfully on the desktop until... Well, AMD's Zen 7 architecture has been confirmed to support DDR5 and that will arrive at the start of 2029, so a couple of years after that.
  
  Go for it, guys.
  
  
  
• Microsoft absolutely never said that they recommended 32GB of RAM for gaming on Windows even though it has been transparently obvious that is what you have needed for several years. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  My old laptop was better in every way than this one except that it had 16GB of soldered RAM. Oh, and only 1TB of SSD. I never upgraded that. Which reminds me that I have four 1TB SSDs lying around that I can add to my... Five. Five 1TB SSDs.
  
  
  
• Nikita Bier is stepping down as head of X at X, after a year of...  Results. (Tech Crunch)
  
  I don't think he'll be particularly mixed.
  
  
  
• Meta's Muse Spark is joining the increasingly crowded AI coding space. (CNBC)
  
  Okay. Good for them.
  
  
  
• Apple's Private Relay isn't. (404 Media)
  
  Didn't I already run a story on this?
  
  
  
• Only you can make book by helping stamp out forest fires. (Ars Technica)
  
  I'll take a quinella on fire or no fire.
  

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• On the fifth of August of this year, SpaceX will blow up the Moon.  (Yahoo)
  
  Wait, that was...  Two hours ago.  Well, can't see the Moon right now.  Guess it worked.
  
  
  
• SpaceX has doubled its revenue since the same quarter last year.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  And more importantly, halved its losses.
  
  SpongMonkeys hardest hit.

• I'm convinced AI image generators act retarded to get you to burn usage credits.
  
  
  
• Can Reddit fend of a new wave of AI SEO spam?  (The Verge)
  
  No.
  
  Do I care?
  
  Also no.
  
  
  
• Apple says ex-employees have been stuffing classified documents down their pants and handing them over to OpenAI.  (Tech Crunch)
  
  Anthropic hardest hit.
  
  
  
• AMD's datacenter revenue doubled over last year, but gaming revenue declined by 30%.  (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Given that the game consoles are engaged in a mutual suicide pact and nobody is building new gaming PCs right now, I'm impressed that they held the decline to 30%.
  
  Overall revenues were up by 50%.
  
  
  

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• Who is legally liable for Anthropic and OpenAI accidentally murdering eleven trillion people? It's complicated. (Tech Crunch)
  
  Oops, sorry, that was next week's question. Though the answer is the same as this week.
  
  Because corpses can't sue.
  
  
  
• Meanwhile Apple finally fixed Siri, only to find nobody cares. (Tech Crunch)
  
  Sudo make me a sandwich.
  

• After a record quarter, Palantir CEO correctly labelled the AI industry Marxist. (Tech Crunch)
  
  For the next quarterly results he will recite pi to a hundred decimal places.
  
  
  
• Only about 10% of memory sold at retail is DDR4. (WCCFTech)
  
  This despite it being significantly cheaper than DDR5.
  
  The advantage of DDR4 comes from the fact that you already have it, and don't need to buy it.
  
  
  
• Prices on Nvidia graphics cards continue to climb. (Tom's Hardware)
  
  The RTX 5090 now costs around $5090.
  
  
  
• Can you still play computer games on 4GB graphics cards in 2026? (Tom's Hardware)
  
  Fortunately, yes.
  

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