🎭 Welcome

Blog

📝 Roll up, roll up! Read short entertaining posts about every stage of the life crisis.

Music

🎹Original music this way! Listen to plinky plonky piano, offbeat lyrics, Northern references and melodramatic tales of heartbreak.

Burlesque

💃🏻Indulge in the bizarre world of burlesque! Let’s face it, if you’re having a life crisis make a song and dance about it, cover it in rhinestones, become the tit of the joke.

Poetry

💐 Home to original performance poetry! Expect rhyming couplets, theatrics and audio accompaniments.