1. Can't you tell when you're not wanted anymore?

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  2. The Toast's final Friday open thread. Farewell.

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  3. This is not a joke, Hillary Clinton actually wrote this for us. The one running for President.

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  4. The Toast presents a series of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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  5. The Toast presents five new cartoons by Liana Finck.

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  6. That it would be impossibly romantic to live on a small island in the middle of a lake, rather than just incredibly inconvenient.

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  7. The wrath of Achilles is adorable and petulant!

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  8. Carrie Frye on Miss Havisham, one of Dickens's most memorable characters, who presides over Great Expectations "like a great, ill-willed fairy queen."

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  9. In which the Ladies Slack off into the sunset.

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  10. Link Roundup!

    The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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  11. The Toast presents a new comic by Adrienne Celt.

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  12. The final column by The Toast's resident linguist discusses emoji and language death.

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  13. Thank You, Toast.

    I just wanted to say thank you, Best Site on the Internet.

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  14. You have angered a tree. This ends poorly for you.

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  15. Carvell Wallace's exploration of the Negro Motorist Green Book leads to a meditation on gentrification, belonging, and race in America.

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