Today I considered myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth...
Dear Skelly,
Congratulations! You have been nominated as a Best Lawyer in South Sound by LegalForce Media Publications. Click here (http://www.legalforce.com/ and some other letters and numbers) to complete your nomination process...
...then I saw that I wasn't so unique.
Sometimes even a soul-less pseudo-blawg can stumble on an oddball insight.
Like this one: you're minding your business drinking and driving, you get pulled over, and suddenly, you're Richard Gere in "Red Corner."
If you're going to try to steer some Google ad dollars your way with a phony little splog called "Public Defenders in Washington State," at least you might want to decorate your masthead with something local, not with the Golden Gate Bridge.
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I think we've all enjoyed this colleague's Web ubiquity:
Mr. Spammerstein is a former Assistant Public Defender who was sacked for blogging at work and now devotes his practice exclusively to criminal defense with a strong emphasis on annoying 20six users...
Mr. Spammerstein looks forward to each new case as a pigeon looks forward to each new statue. Call him today, or visit his website, or simply wait five minutes for him to repost this...
High hillarity parody delivered with a Brit twist.
Once again, the zombie blogs hit it right on the head:
“The industry related to the topic of public defender is ever growing. We live in an impressive age where public defender related websites is abundantly attainable. Keep in mind, you’re not going to feel that every tidbit of public defender information educational. “
That is so true... (Who sets up a site like this anyhow? No ad revenue even, just computer-generated drivel.)
Even though I won't link to them, the faceless robot-powered zombie blogs are feeling some love for us p.d.'s this week:
You know you want the public defenders hook up. public defenders surpasses all others. The hottest public defenders is what you needYou know you want the public defenders hook up. public defenders surpasses all others. The hottest public defenders is what you need
and
Quick there is a public defender. The best there ever was public defender will take you there. The public defender are the finer things in lifeQuick there is a public defender. The best there ever was public defender will take you there. The public defender are the finer things in life
Thanks, robot zombies. Tell my clients. I'll be here all week.
Splogs are of the devil, but this one hit a nerve:
Tired of public defenders? STOP right here public defenders. We’ll help with public defenders.
