John Adesoye graduated with a degree in nursing from the University of West England after completing a 2-year nurse associate program, and a 2 year nurse apprenticeship program, at the National Health Services Foundation Trust in Bristol.

In a story that shows how it’s never too late to learn, a man in the UK has graduated from nursing school at 64.

His education actually saw the Nigerian immigrant, who is a father of 5, studying alongside his son, who was attending the very same university.

John Adesoye graduated with a degree in nursing from the University of West England after completing a 2-year nurse associate program, and a 2 year nurse apprenticeship program, at the National Health Services Foundation Trust in Bristol.

“I didn’t think I’d ever go to university, to be honest. But I have passion for learning,” Mr. Adesoye said in a press release. “Even when I was small, I was so curious. When I got the chance to go to university, I didn’t take it for granted—I followed it with my heart.”

“Don’t listen to people who say you’re too old for university,” said Adesoye. “If I can do it, others can too. People are more brilliant than they think and they’re stronger than they think.”

Such a great person.

Idiot "Auditor" Gets Jail For Assaulting Target

AUGUST 4--One of those so-called First Amendment auditors--the camera-toting instigators who seek to rage bait their way to YouTube payouts--was sentenced yesterday to a short jail term for pepper-spraying a Michigan business owner during a confrontation earlier this year.

A Circuit Court jury in late-June found Ian Pfister, 47, guilty of aggravated assault, a felony, and the illegal use of a self-defense spray. Pfister was arrested for attacking a meat market owner who objected to being filmed outside his Marine City business.

Before he maced Richard Hobig, 64, Pfister, who excels at taunting his sidewalk targets, dispensed such bon mots as “I got a maxi pad in my bag if you need it” and “I’ll spray the fucking shit out of you, motherfucker. Stay back!”

The Idiot "Audiitor" will stay for 30 days in jail. Gotta love Michigan.

What Not To Do When Caught Having Sex In The Bar's Bathroom

While being escorted from a bar/restaurant at 1 AM for “having sexual intercourse in a bathroom,” a 19-year-old woman spit in the face of the nightspot’s female manager, according to police who arrested the teen for battery.

Investigators say Hayley Serball was being escorted early Saturday from the premises of Shiso Crispy in St. Petersburg when the alleged expectoration occurred.

Serball, who employees “confronted for having sexual intercourse in a bathroom,” was being guided to the exit when she “turned around and spit in the face of” Kaleena Conklin, 37, the Shiso Crispy general manager.

“The spit was visible on the victim’s face,” an officer reported, “and there were numerous witnesses of this.”

Hayley Serball, or Scumball would like to get away from this disgusting person.

Arson Is No Remedy For Cold Feet

The criminal probe resulted in Monday’s arrest of Lenita Moreno for aggravated arson, theft, and providing false information to police. Moreno allegedly stole two cigarette lighters from an Ace Hardware store a few hours before the fire. Moreno’s fiancé told police that he and Moreno had been in the Relief Society room minutes before the fire alarm went off. While Moreno reportedly admitted to stealing from Ace, she did not want to reveal what she swiped.

Moreno allegedly stole two cigarette lighters from an Ace Hardware store a few hours before the fire. Moreno’s fiancé told police that he and Moreno had been in the Relief Society room minutes before the fire alarm went off. While Moreno reportedly admitted to stealing from Ace, she did not want to reveal what she swiped.

Setting fire to the church where you are scheduled to be married is no cure for a bride-to-be’s cold feet.

Police allege that a 25-year-old woman started a blaze earlier this month inside a Utah church as family members were setting up for a wedding ceremony planned for the following day, according to a probable cause affidavit.

After a fire alarm sounded inside a Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints building in Kaysville, a Salt Lake City suburb, relatives were able to put out the flames with a fire extinguisher and “water from some of the wedding decorations.”

The criminal probe resulted in Monday’s arrest of Lenita Moreno for aggravated arson, theft, and providing false information to police.

Moreno allegedly stole two cigarette lighters from an Ace Hardware store a few hours before the fire. Moreno’s fiancé told police that he and Moreno had been in the Relief Society room minutes before the fire alarm went off.

While Moreno reportedly admitted to stealing from Ace, she did not want to reveal what she swiped.

Well, I guess Lenita Moreno won't be at the altar for many years...

Czech Hacks Her Way Into The Record Books With A Lumberjack

As Karolina Urbanova broke the log of white pine she was standing on in half with her axe, she notched the 2nd world record for women’s speed lumberjack events she set that day.

The 11 inches of white pine was severed in 21.28 seconds, besting the previous time of 24.26.

Urbanova is one of a generation of women reaching elite levels in “timber sports,” which while being niche (to say the least) in the US, is virtually non-existent in her home country of Czechia.

She's also very pretty if I may say myself.

Oh, the family is at Outer Banks, and we should be back on the 15th. I will still try to continue blog.

Nursing Aide Took Naked Pic Of Patient, 93

A licensed nursing assistant took a naked photo of a 93-year-old female patient with dementia and sent the image to her ex-girlfriend, according to investigators who arrested the caregiver on a felony voyeurism charge

Florida police allege that Jessica Johnson, 44, took the photo around 4 AM Wednesday while the sleeping victim was “lying in her bed at the nursing facility naked.”

Johnson, cops say, then sent her ex-girlfriend the digital image along with a text message stating, “My first room...ugh, LMAO.” According to an arrest affidavit, that communication included “two laughing emojis.

Seen above, Johnson was charged with digital voyeurism, a third degree felony. She was booked into the county jail, from which she was later released after posting $5000 bond.

Iowa Woman Busted On Lawn Mower OUI Rap

An Iowa woman whose driver’s license is suspended due to a conviction for driving her SUV while under the influence of meth has again been busted for operating a moving vehicle while impaired, according to court records.

Meet Michelle Hudson, an obviously lunatic who was driving a Lawn Mower while meth.

While her breath test registered under the legal limit, Hudson was “believed to be on a drug,” cops reported.

Hudson, who refused to provide a urine sample, was arrested for operating under the influence and driving while barred, both of which are aggravated misdemeanors. Hudson is being held without bond in the county jail in advance of an initial court appearance.

It's a shame, since when you look at this woman, you won't think if she is a female or a meth junkie.

"That's Just What Girls Do," Said Accused Florida Woman, 51

When confronted about messages threatening death to a male acquaintance, a Florida Woman gave police a bizarre explanation for her 3 AM texts.

“That’s just what girls do,” said Tammy Baldino.

Police charge that Baldino texted the 51-year-old victim “I will kill you” and “I have a gun and a bullet with your name on it.” Police recovered the texts from Baldino’s phone, which she reportedly said nobody else used and of which she had sole possession.

She seems like a nice woman.

Arrested yesterday on a pair of felony counts, Baldino, 51, was booked into the Pinellas County jail. The Palm Harbor resident is locked up in lieu of $20,000 bond. At the time of her arrest, Baldino was free on bond in an earlier case charging her with DUI and unlawful possession of nitrous oxide. Her $5500 bond in that matter was revoked today.

Police: Nemo Was Found Engaging In Some Lewd Pantless Activity

Children, avert your eyes.

A Florida tattoo artist is behind bars after being allegedly spotted outside an apartment building at 2:30 AM “with his pants down inserting a sex toy in his anus,” police report.

Jonathan Nemeth, 44, was arrested for indecent exposure early yesterday morning and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor rap.

Cops say that a victim took a photo of Nemeth “exposing himself in a vulgar manner.” When confronted by St. Petersburg police, Nemeth reportedly “admitted to exposing himself ” outside the Essex Court complex where he resides.

According to court and Florida Department of Corrections records, Nemeth served more than a decade in state prison for narcotics possession, armed robbery, and fraud convictions.

Tinder "Sugar Baby" Deal Goes Really Sour

A “sugar baby” arrangement went sour when a young woman who apparently wanted nothing to do with the string attached fled the home of a Florida Man who then gave chase in his truck, rammed into her vehicle, and pulled a gun on her friend, police report.

Wow, some crazy man with a firearm rammed into her vehicle.

According to investigators, David O’Brien, 67, met the 21-year-old woman this month on the Tinder dating app. During a subsequent exchange of messages, O’Brien explained that he was “looking for a sugar baby” and would pay “$1000 each visit...dinner and I love to shop for you.

“The defendant then attempted to locate the other victims briefly until he heard law enforcement arriving,” the report states. When deputies arrived at the scene, O’Brien was “at his F150 with the gun in his possession.” The woman and her three friends, cops reported, all “stated that they were in fear for their lives.

Seen above, David O’Brien was arrested on five felony charges: aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and four counts of aggravated battery. He is being held in lieu of $90,000 bond in the Sumter County jail.

Enjoy your stay in jail. Dumbass.