The Blog of Phaea Crede

Glad you're still watching The Killing. It...

2012-04-17T00:42:35.200-07:00

Glad you're still watching The Killing. It's made here in my home town of Vancouver which can surprisingly look like many places (and other planets!) with lighting and a little set dressing.

I know I don't feel right about it. You were ...

2012-04-01T22:51:59.088-07:00

I know I don't feel right about it. You were in Minneapolis for a conference and you didn't phone? For shame. And after all I did to hide evidence of the Incident.

That's informational and hilarious. Thanks for...

2012-02-08T09:13:53.347-08:00

That's informational and hilarious. Thanks for the info.

That's informational and hilarious. Thanks for...

2012-02-08T09:13:24.384-08:00

That's informational and hilarious. Thanks for the info.

I drew a cartoon way back about how weird octopi a...

2012-02-08T06:40:59.407-08:00

I drew a cartoon way back about how weird octopi are. I was obsessed with their weirdness briefly. Quickly stated, they have LEGS coming out of their HEADS, like that damn thing from John Carpenter's The Thing. Freaky.

Art needs more pups. Life in general needs more d...

2011-12-15T08:13:25.331-08:00

Art needs more pups. Life in general needs more doggies. Everyone would be much happier.

i believe that you will one day be discovered, les...

2011-11-03T08:40:35.367-07:00

i believe that you will one day be discovered, lesbian hair.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGSUU3E9ZoM The good stuf...

2011-10-12T06:10:32.943-07:00

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGSUU3E9ZoM

The good stuff starts at :42

Anyone who uses "Lion King" as a verb ca...

2011-09-20T07:29:04.541-07:00

Anyone who uses "Lion King" as a verb can't be all bad.

Thanks you for protecting the innocent by not nami...

2011-09-19T07:08:39.263-07:00

Thanks you for protecting the innocent by not naming names.

You guys are like your own Final Destination.

2011-08-24T13:44:21.633-07:00

You guys are like your own Final Destination.

I 100% agree.

2011-08-17T07:39:28.325-07:00

I 100% agree.

You know, sometimes I wonder if my husband would b...

2011-08-17T06:28:25.244-07:00

You know, sometimes I wonder if my husband would be dead if I wasn't around. He's always hurting himself in ways that defy logic and follow the laws of comedy. Spilling boiling hot water on his crotch, that sort of thing. You and your hubby should get panic buttons.

dangerous = arousing

2011-08-12T16:50:23.990-07:00

dangerous = arousing

Amazing. You make me love life.

2011-06-16T07:49:06.290-07:00

Amazing. You make me love life.

Manicure? well don't open anything including t...

2011-06-06T14:27:44.105-07:00

Manicure? well don't open anything including the bathroom door. Don't button your shirt or reach into your purse. Just sit on the couch with feet up sipping on a cool drink. That's how. Oh and make sure your hubby cooks AND cleans up the dishes. there. that's how! ;)

i was being cheeky! and that post that was remove...

2011-05-28T18:26:29.029-07:00

i was being cheeky!

and that post that was removed was be me, signed in as you on my laptop, so i just deleted it. but it also says

"i was being cheeky!"

only it was from you and not me.

glad we got that figured out.

2011-05-28T18:25:00.141-07:00

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My favorite comeback of all time (of mine) has an ...

2011-04-29T07:35:13.193-07:00

My favorite comeback of all time (of mine) has an elaborate set-up: At one point I decided to be funny whenever I answered the phone. One day, the phone rang. I picked up: "Kablack Mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."

The voice on the other end of the line came back, "I think I have the wrong number."

"I think you do too." And I hung up before they could respond.

That still gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling, mostly because the second part of it was completely spontaneous. Deeply, deeply satisfying.

You're my hero. God bless you, you magnificent...

2011-04-25T18:41:23.529-07:00

You're my hero. God bless you, you magnificent bastard.

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined tha...

2011-04-25T07:59:07.744-07:00

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

I hate tights as much as I hate pants!! And Ass Ge...

2011-04-25T07:37:17.469-07:00

I hate tights as much as I hate pants!! And Ass Germs.

OMG I also hate pants! First thing to go when I wa...

2011-04-25T07:34:55.914-07:00

OMG I also hate pants! First thing to go when I walk in the door. I wait all year for summer so I can wear skirts (which I can't in winter because I have no patience for pantyhose and tights). But I do support pants in public because I don't want other people's ass germs on me.

Leggings are totally not pants. I am pro leggings....

2011-04-25T07:33:33.111-07:00

Leggings are totally not pants. I am pro leggings.

Where do leggings fit into this? East Lansing is a...

2011-04-24T19:47:32.467-07:00

Where do leggings fit into this? East Lansing is a pantless society (for women) if leggings don't count as pants. What do you think?