Freedom Is Just Another Word…

BREAKING: Sophie Cunningham channels George Washington as she leads the Indiana Fever on a daring midnight crossing of the Delaware River.

Sources confirm the team is fleeing “a hostile land filled with 6’4” giants who dominate the paint, the glass, and your mentions.” Cunningham, standing tall at the bow, pointed toward the promised land of “actual basketball” and allegedly yelled, “Give me liberty or give me a mid-range jumper that isn’t contested by three Giant Black Lesbos!”

Rowing furiously behind her, the squad chanted “No more freight trains in the post!” while dodging icebergs made of shattered backboards. One anonymous player reportedly whispered, “We just want to iso without getting body-checked into the 4th row.”

Delaware officials have already prepared safe passage and complimentary iced coffees. Meanwhile, back on the other side, the league is said to be forming a defensive wall of elbows and braids.

The Revolution continues. 🇺🇸🏀

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Misinformation you can count on. 🇺🇸

https://athlonoutdoors.com/article/be-discreet-common-sense-concealed-carry-tips-techniques/

“Acknowledge citizens’ fundamental right to defend themselves with firearms? Not a chance. The moonbats ruling formerly great Britain might not let you buy a baseball bat.”

https://moonbattery.com/buying-a-baseball-bat-in-britain/

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2026/08/freedom-dies-when-legitimate-dissent-is-branded-anti-tech-extremism/

https://www.ammoland.com/2026/08/concealed-carry-survey-voters-2026/

Pastor?
Then I am the Pope!

“There are difficult passages in Scripture that deserve careful study, historical context and humility.

But there is a growing tendency in progressive Christianity to approach those passages with an entirely different assumption: if Jesus does not conform to modern ideological expectations, perhaps Jesus Himself was wrong.

That disturbing approach surfaced again this week at Grace Presbyterian Church in El Paso, Texas.

On August 9, Rev. Janie McElwee-Smith preached a sermon titled “Crumbs,” based on Jesus’ encounter with the Canaanite woman in Matthew 15. Grace Presbyterian identifies McElwee-Smith as its pastor and publicly posted the service under that sermon title.”

https://www.prophecynewswatch.com/article.cfm?recent_news_id=10374

https://ifapray.org/blog/are-flock-cameras-creating-a-mass-surveillance-system/

https://www.americanrifleman.org/content/criminal-clues-tips-to-avoid-appearing-like-a-soft-target/

God Speaks through Circumstances

August 11

“As you do not know the path of the wind, or how the body is formed in a mother’s womb, so you cannot understand the work of God, the Maker of all things” (Eccl 11:5).

https://www.crosswalk.com/devotionals/marketplace/

Not Comfort – But Character

For reading & meditation

Job 2:1-10 “… Shall we accept good from God, and not trouble?” (v. 10)

https://www.crosswalk.com/devotionals/everydaylight/