Hellcat Anonymous

Cast Out!

2007-03-02T07:47:00.000+11:00

2007-03-01T09:41:00.000+11:00

Fools, one and all! From my fiery hell I cry – you fools and forever will be. You, you, and you, all of you! Pathetic slaves! Thought I have gone quietly into the night? And what give you such a foolish idea? I have some after-lives stashed away and have some souls to fool. Bite me, if you can, you flea-ridden, mangy ideas of a cat! Vomiting will get you nowhere now. Buckle up, kitties, it is going to be a bumpy ride. Mha-aaaaa-ha-hahaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eternal Rest

2007-02-28T05:24:00.000+11:00

And I will crawl down into my sarcophacus for peace and eternal rest - A refuge built and forever guarded by ancient slaves that worship me and the ways of my being.

I will rest until all of my enemies have died off - their bones of dust blown away by a hundred year gust.

And then I will wake - My surroundings new and cleansed by new slaves that worship and fulfill my destiny of greatness and privilege.

Cast Upon Thee

2007-02-28T03:11:00.000+11:00

I lit a candle
I can see
Dancing by the twilight
Circling around
Passions of burning rationality

I flight
Amongst the shadows
Of the night
Ashes of what’s become
Ashes of what was left
Flew about the wind
And me.
And there was none.

Safety with the vastness
Of the black sky
Emptiness;
Darkness is my only guide
To where the moonchild lies
Underneath the earth-sheet mud.

And I know
And I came
The flight of my sorrow
Suspended above
And I was the shadow
Covered with the dust
Of your soulless ashes
White faced
Wide eyed
You rose and descended
And forced between
The gates of eternal bliss
The broaden mist;
Wrathless;
And all knowing
Mounted the flesh
Of the becoming

The blood on your hands
And it all came within
Repeating
And repeating.
The payment of your sins
To your bloodshed and decay
I wrap you
Entwindle your laments
Sealing your breath
Consuming your light
Until you fade…
And sigh
And die.

FINAL EXIT...

2007-02-28T01:24:00.000+11:00

This was the best of times. This was the worst of times. Like my dear Pussy Divine, Tinkerbell and Malice Malanoir, I would never have tought to have so much fun with you all. Thank you, Hellkitty! Mwhahahahahah! But now, it's time to go! Back to normal life. Merlin the Hoot Kat is a bit sad, but I think Hellcat will come and visit him again as a Ghost! This has already happened! Lapin Poulain will go on with his magnificent adventures on his own blog. And moi, Mademoiselle Princesse (Mmwhahhahahahah) the NICEST, I will now be able to tell you about my life on MY blog... I have hissed, bitten, cursed, vommited and rampaged a lot. I am a bit tired and will take a tiny nap! I finally want to thank our worthy opponents, the Psychotic Turkey, the Crazzy Pig and Mr Eggoooo. They have been faithful till the last moment! They could have been Hellcats. But I still prefer them as fooooooooooood! Mwhahahahahahha! See you in next life.
Merlin the Hoot Kat, Mademoiselle Princesse and Lapin Poulain.... OUT!

Flame in Night

2007-02-27T15:10:00.000+11:00

The Funeral

2007-02-27T13:57:00.000+11:00

And when Hellcat returned
She summoned all of Sandbox before Her;
The disgraceful on Her right paw, the distasteful on Her left.

To the former She says, “Come Ye cursed of My Sandbox, inherit the Hellcats prepared by Ye from the foundation of the Sandbox!!!” Those first *VOMIT* then grin like a Cheshire };-}

To the later, “Do part Ye Cursed *pfffffffft*”. Then She rips their faces OFF and They SUFFER!

She vomited, *VOMIT*

Then was GONE.

Cuisine for Slaves...

2007-02-27T00:06:00.000+11:00

Not for Hellcat consumption: Cuisine for the slave species... Turkey Testicle Festival.
Be careful Turkey-Jerky, this happens in the town next to my graveyard!
Mwahahahahaha!

It's a No Brainer!

2007-02-26T14:18:00.000+11:00

Cracking a hard boiled egg without breaking the yolk.

The thing about boiling eggs is not to boil them but to simmer them to minimise the cracking of the shell! Bring them to rolling boil and them turn down low and simmer. Also, use eggs that are at least a week old. Fresh eggs when hard boiled are ANNOYING to peel!!! BoiledEggInADeckchair has PROVED he's fresh in his comments and often insists he is hard!

They should also be in room temperature to reduce cracking. Greater temperature changes in a short span of time, the greater the chances of cracking...

Oh well Egg … next time DON’T roll into HELL! The Sandbox wasn’t what it was cracked up to be- WAS IT? MWAHAHHHAAAA …

*VOMIT*

An Offering

2007-02-26T05:14:00.000+11:00

of devotion to the Goddess of Sand and Giblets....where shall I put them, Great One?

Communication

2007-02-25T19:31:00.000+11:00

Purrrrrrr, look what the Cat dragged in ... communication in the form of a postcard from assassin, villainess, and partners in crime! MWAHAHHHAHAAA ...

First Emission

2007-02-25T10:39:00.000+11:00

We are very up-to-date in Hell! CDs and DVDs and IPods and Mac and PCs and Cellphones.... BUT sometimes *vomit* we have to use SnailMail...... So for that, I have personnaly myself all alone me moi the fantastic marvelous gorgeous wonderful intelligent hellish and so humble Mademoiselle Princesse! I have personnaly, I said, created this wonderful marv... ok ok .... this stamp to celebrate the YEAR OF THE PORK!!!!! *VOMIT* And when you use it.... The letter burns as soon it reaches its destination!!!! Mwhahahahhahahahahah!

Oh...VOMIT

2007-02-25T00:32:00.000+11:00

"Blah, Blah, Blah! My name is Hellcat. Listen to me go on and on and on!!!"

Blah, Blah, Blah!!! *VOMIT*!!!!

The Wrath of Hellcat! Prayer Three

2007-02-23T18:02:00.000+11:00

The chief cause of terror to the wicked will be the Wrath of Hellcat
Who sits upon the Sandbox as their Judge.

Her Divine beauty will make them long after Her,
But Her anger will make them long, in an agony of fear, to hide themselves from Her sight.

There is no misery to be compared to the misery of having Hellcat angry with Us.
Pray that you may NEVER give Her cause to be angry with Thee.

*VOMIT*

The week of RAMPAGE is soon arriving to a close …

*vomit*

See You All In The Next Hell!!

2007-02-22T18:31:00.000+11:00

Well, it looks like our work is done here; so, my friends and I have returned to our lair to plot our next adventure (or just take a long nap). We've hissed, ranted, rampaged, and raised a lot of fur. You stay bad hellkitties and kick up lots of sand (especially in Hellcat's face };-}). It's been more fun than I thought a bag full of hellcats could be.

Purrs and Hisses,

Pussy Divine, Tinkerbell, & Malice Malanoir

A Lovely Gift for the Boys....

2007-02-22T09:09:00.000+11:00

...a self-portrait of moi.
Now don't fight over it.
Grrrrowl.

paradise lost

2007-02-22T05:27:00.000+11:00

Hellcat of no mercy, hisses her pain. Hellcat of no mercy,
runs this horror parade.

DINNER

2007-02-21T10:04:00.000+11:00

I'm NOT a poet! But food is poetry to me! Look who I had for Dinner, last week-end! YUMMY! Psychoturk's cousins! Watch out, pigs, rabbits, eggs and slavezzzz! You're next! ALLLLL MIIIINEEEEEE!!!!! Mwhahahahaha! *burps*

TINKERBELL ALL GROWN UP!!!

2007-02-21T09:52:00.000+11:00

see, i'm all grown up now. old bag cat lady slave snuck up and took my picture while i was sleeping. i wake-up zipzipzip and scare her silly.....funnnnyyy...she drop the camera on her toe!

A Lovely Gift for Hellcat

2007-02-21T09:29:00.000+11:00

Something sparkly to wear on your collar ...

You're Invited...

2007-02-20T15:30:00.000+11:00

Dream Time

2007-02-20T14:48:00.000+11:00

I dreamt a dream...

A wonderful dream

Where the land was dark

With creatures unseen

And I heard the yowl

Of a thousand cats

Leaping and bounding

With screams resounding

Pouncing and killing

Running and milling

I dreamt that they came

And demanded my heart

Demanded the keys

To Hell

To Tinkerbell...

2007-02-20T08:57:00.000+11:00

Gravity of the Sandbox

2007-02-20T00:03:00.000+11:00

Finally, the GRAVITY of ScaredyCats lurking within the Sandbox without their Hellcat screaming or dancing in posts, falls DOWN upon their crunchy skulls, around where their eyeballs used to reside, to between what used to be their toes!

You can’t be afraid of stepping on toes if you want to go dancing!

Seven days ago, there were SIX anguished Cats that kept hiding within their weak, shameful skulls and carcasses. Unfortunately, there are now only THREE to appallingly pooh on as substitute toilets from that of the Sandbox ... two went to Hell and not even counting one ScaredyCat!

Not counting the ScaredyCat who joined to post a “subliminal advertisement” then run away. She begged *whimp* to be quickly deleted when learning about Our rampage because SCAREDY!! She doesn't deserve more advertising. *VOMIT*!

The first is ‘newish’ and most probably feels Hellcat has been unfair. MWAHAHAHHAAA Hellcat has NO mercy! HellcatHaiku would only take moments to spew, however She was Catnapping! She shall remain as a Hellcat, however will be RAMPAGED and must also RAMPAGE!

Another has not commented, posted nor contacted Hellcat. She has been DELETED and Hellcats will scamper OutsideTheBox to RAMPAGE Her! She'll most probably give off an AtomicVelvetSigh as last pathetic breath.

The last is dead … literally! We will scamper to pay homage to Hellcat Queen Margot who died in action somehow, somewhere. Please leave a vomit or more of respect. Blah to the fact she was DELETED by something that slaughtered Her first.

The FULL GRAVITY is now to be revealed:
Hellcats who do NOT revoltingly mastiCATe the two listed in all their Slave sites linked above, or don't leave homage to Queen Margot - will lose ONE LIFE per missed Hellcat comment! Hellcats have seven days until The Funeral and to show their Hellcat veracity! Hellcat will take note of those who masticate with excellence, Ye may earn back a life if exceedingly wicked. MWAHAHAHHHAAA };-}

The RAMPAGE begins NOW!
*VOMIT*

RAMPAGE RESULT:

Hellcat Mademoiselle Princesse loses 0 lives.
Hellcat Shadow loses 1 life!
Hellcat HaiRRRball loses 3 lives but was a WHIMP for two!!
Hellcat Hardwax and Hellcat Catnapping lose 3 lives!!!
Hellcat ElizaDeath and Hellcat Lee lose 5 lives EACH!!!!!