Did you know that your ribs connect to your spine through a joint? A joint, like the joints in the shoulders or ankles, that can be dislocated if injured? Neither did I… until it happened to me.
Back story: Right after Greg’s mission, he went to visit his grandparents in Costa Rica. (They were lucky enough to be vacationing there for a few months.) While he was down there, he rented a surf board with his brother, Kyle. They pretty much got to be pros at it in one day… or so he tells me.

Proof that my husband can “catch waves.”
When we were planning out our trip to Hawaii, he made it very clear that he wanted to spend a day on the beach surfing. Last winter, he taught me how to snowboard and so we both agreed that he could probably teach me how to surf as well. Luckily for us, Greg’s sister Christina has a friend that lives in Lai’e that was willing to lend us her surf board and paddle board.
The difference between paddle boards and surf boards is that paddle boards are more sturdy. Not saying that surfboards are flimsy by any means, just that paddle boards are a little thicker and longer. Made so that you can stand up on them and paddle around in calm water. Also, their sturdiness makes them easier to catch waves with. With this knowledge in hand, I decided to ride the paddle board and give Greg the surf board.
Getting out past the wave-break-zone was a battle in and of itself. The little waves would crash and go in to shore… and my board would catch every one of them. I couldn’t lift it over the waves because I lack upper body strength so I submitted to being tossed to and fro whenever the waves would come in. Every now and then, I could get it out and ride a little wave in on purpose. Not many, but enough to know what it feels like to surf.
The beating was taking a toll on us. Greg decided to go take a break on the beach for a bit but I decided I was pro enough that I didn’t need him out in the water with me. With him watching me from the shore, I started the “journey” out pass the break zone.
The waves weren’t that big. Probably similar in size to the waves that Greg was surfing in Costa Rica (see picture above.) So there I am, sitting on my board, just waiting for a little wave to swell up and take me into shore. (The board was such that I didn’t really have to do anything to “catch a wave.” It would just take off.) There were a few waves that looked promising, but with my lack of help, none of them proved successful. I heard a low rumble behind me and figure that this would be my ride in. I paddle a bit only to be crashed on by the biggest wave ever! Probably a 20-footer. (Ok I have no idea how big it was considering I had my back to it, but in Greg’s account of this story, the wave was considerably bigger than any of the other waves that day.)
I’m sent head first to the sandy bottom. My neck hits first, then I’m tossed sideways under the water, hitting my face. I can tell I’m starting to black out. I stay under the water, afraid of coming up and getting knocked out by my board. I need to come up to breath. What if I broke something, maybe I shouldn’t move. The black out is coming on stronger. I really shouldn’t move. It’ll only make things worse. Greg saw what happened… he’ll come out and rescue me.
The waves swirled me around. I held what was left of my breath. Floating above a shallow, sandy bottom, I wanted to relax into the black. Suddenly I realized I could die. Making a broken bone worse was better than dying in a watery graves. My instincts kicked into action: I jolted up and started screaming.
I could see Greg on the shore. I could stand, so that was good, but maybe my adrenalin was protecting me, so I still didn’t want to move. I stood there, screaming, not knowing what to do. Greg saw the horror in my face and ran down the beach, and into the waves. He motioned for me to come towards him, but I didn’t dare. My screaming turned into sobs, my back was killing me. Greg finally reached me and helped me to shore.
He laid me down on his towel, covered my face with my dress (protecting me from the sun and sand). After his questions of “What happened?” were met with inconsolable sobs, he ran to get help. He returned with a man, a “true Hawaiian”, whose first question was “Can you move your toes?” I wiggled them a bit, still afraid to move. His response: “She’s good. Just a little beat up. I’ve gotten thrown around by these waves more times than I’d like to admit. But if she can move her toes, she ain’t paralyzed, so your good.”
I didn’t believe him. My back was still hurting, and my body burned whenever I tried to take a breath. Greg sat there with me, trying to get me to relax. “Think of… um… what things do you do to make you relax?” He paused for a minute.
“Think of your finance homework.” Really, Greg? The only thing you think I enjoy doing is my finance homework? I chuckled at his suggestion and my back flared up. My cry of pain was responded to with a plead to breath. “Just relax, Court. You’re okay. Just keep breathing.” He offered to give me a blessing to help with the pain, the anxiety, the everything, so right there on the beach, he laid his hands on my head and blessed me to heal, to relax, to be comforted.
We spent the next while on the beach, not saying much, just breathing together. He was going to take the surfboard and paddle board back to the car and I figured I would walk with him. Slow and steady steps took us back to the car. I sat in the passenger seat as he tied the boards back onto the roof, feeling gritty with sand and aching with pain. (I was pretty sure there was enough sand in my swimsuit to make a sand castle… just saying.) He loaded up in the car and we headed back to return the boards.
I kept apologizing for ruining his surfing day. He kept thanking me for not getting paralyzed.
Once we returned to our base camp (aka Shad and Bree’s house), I related this story to Bree. Immediately, she said, “Oh yeah, you dislocated your rib.” Considering she’s been to the hospital her fair share of times thanks to her son Preston’s shenanigans, I believed her and started googling cures for my ailment. There were a lot of opposing opinions about the best fix, so I decided to go with a tried and true method: Ibuprofen and ice. At some point, it popped back into its joint, and for the most part, has been good. It’s still tender every now and again. Sometimes when I move this way or that, it aches a bit. But hey–at least I’m not paralyzed.
And that’s the tale of the dislocated rib.